Baseball great Yogi Berra turned 90 years old this week. Besides having an outstanding and underrated career as a player, Berra has always been known for his famous sayings, which are both hilarious and heart-warming.
CLASSIC YOGI BERRA QUOTES
“If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them.”
“Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.”
“It’s déjà vu all over again.”
“You can’t play baseball on a football with a basketball all over a horse what’s going on.”
“Who stole my bike? I loved that bike.”
“Nobody goes there anymore. It’s too crowded.”
“I am a baseball player for the New York Yankees. My name is Yogi Berra.”
“Seriously, I need to get that bike back. That’s a great bike.”
“Please don’t drop me off in the forest and leave me there. I’m not Yogi Bear, I’m Yogi Berra. Besides, Yogi Bear is a cartoon.”
“Hey, real bears, don’t hurt me. I just want to find my way back to the trail. And then Yankee Stadium!”
“You bears haven’t seen my bike, have you?”
“I have inside information on the JFK asssassina—(clunk) (passes out).”
“Who clunked me on the head? Was it a bear? Or the guy who stole my bike?”
“I just realized I loaned my bike to Phil Rizzuto. I forgot. Sorry for the confusion.”
“It was me who released all those bears into Yankee Stadium. I am their leader now.”
“No one can stop me and my army of bears.”
“Anyone have a bike I could borrow until Phil Rizzuto comes back?”
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