Episode #2603: The Men Who Cry At Trees

March 23, 2018 · Duration: 1:17:02 · Play

Luke and Andrew try to better themselves through educational music. They also wonder if TV networks should keep showing children crying during sports broadcasts. And is it Friday? It sure is! We have some Music For Your Weekend. 

Episode #2602: A Boy Named Cthulhu

March 22, 2018 · Duration: 1:46:01 · Play

Luke and Andrew travel a long road trying to figure out the proper pronunciation of “Cthulhu,” admittedly a road they probably shouldn’t have taken. Plus, a popular weather app predicts the end of days, and Luke has discovered a new radio show to obsess over.

Episode #2601: Double Indumbnity

March 21, 2018 · Duration: 1:04:59 · Play

Listeners have been going to great lengths to find Andrew’s mystery Christian Rap song from the 1980s. We get an update on that, and on Luke and Andrew’s attempts to win a radio contest. They also help a listener with a brick problem. Or they don’t help at all, actually. 

Episode #2600: The Buncanny Valley

March 20, 2018 · Duration: 1:12:38 · Play

Luke and Andrew debate whether or not they should enter a public radio contest. Also, Luke thinks Andrew achieved the unachievable on eBay, and we sample some beats from everyone’s least-favorite Christian Rap outfit of the 1980s. 

Episode #31: Transformation

· Duration: 44:11 · Play

It’s not just a hashtag. Transformation is inevitable (and not always a choice). But nothing transforms us more than love.

Episode #2599: Messin’ With Mario

March 19, 2018 · Duration: 1:18:49 · Play

Luke is suffering from a moderate-to-severe case of Brain Cloud, but nonetheless decides to spring a U.S. Geography pop quiz on himself during today’s show.  Andrew’s attempts to buy back his childhood continue with the help of Ebay and an Archie Double Digest. And Ben Affleck’s back tattoo has Luke questioning whether he can still be imaginary friends with Ben Affleck. Oh, also, Luke gets a new nickname. 

Episode #2598: Enough About Me, Let’s Talk About Yousef

March 16, 2018 · Duration: 1:18:23 · Play

Luke makes a new, unlikely friend, but he’s already ruining the relationship. Andrew is very disappointed in a New York Times writer who claimed to “unplug” from electronic news. And it’s a Friday, so there’s Music For Your Weekend!

Episode #2597: Kiki’s Korner

March 15, 2018 · Duration: 1:34:16 · Play

TBTL’s digital producer, Kristina “Don’t Call Me K-Lo” Lopez, joins the show to help us settle on an official TBTL nickname for her. Plus, Andrew and Luke bond over their love of a Seattle party supply store, and they discuss whether having extra room in your home can hurt or help a relationship.

Episode #2596: How Many Cocaines Did You Take?

March 14, 2018 · Duration: 1:30:16 · Play

Luke and Andrew have big plans for a lot of Top Stories today, but they get waylaid by a mixtape full of ’90s music. 

Episode #2595: Frighteningly Temperate

March 13, 2018 · Duration: 1:06:08 · Play

Luke and Andrew survive a huge storm — or possibly just some calm weather — on this Tuesday edition of the show. Plus, Luke tries to channel his inner Merrill Markoe, and Andrew yells at the listeners.

Episode #30: Route 91

· Duration: 46:50 · Play

On the eve of Kelli’s 25th birthday, she found herself running for her life in a dystopian nightmare. It was supposed to be an incredible weekend to celebrate the dawn of a new phase of her life. Instead, it was the deadliest mass shooting (so far) in America.

Episode #2594: Pullet With Putterfly Wings

March 12, 2018 · Duration: 1:35:52 · Play

Luke’s description of Power Organizing his garden shed has Andrew jealous. Meanwhile, a guy in Ohio has opted out of the news of the world, and fellow Ohioan Andrew is not really having it. 

BONUS CONTENT: The guys also get into a good, ol’ fashioned TBTL No Point Conversion. 

Episode #2593: The Thurston Moore Moving Co.

March 9, 2018 · Duration: 1:07:02 · Play

Andrew is excited about moving into a new apartment he saw yesterday, but wonders if he’s a little too excited. Luke explains which kinds of noisy music he can “jam out to.” They also dole out advice to recent graduates and they dole out some Music For Your Weekend!

Episode #2592: Your Bank Is A Board

March 8, 2018 · Duration: 1:13:32 · Play

Luke checks-in from New York Jersey, where he is pretending to climb mountains for exercise. Meanwhile, Andrew finds himself on the hunt for a new location for the offices of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat. 

Episode #2591: These Boots Were Made For Talking

March 7, 2018 · Duration: 1:12:13 · Play

Luke joins the show from the 35th floor high above New York, watching the snow fall down on the city quickly. He fills Andrew in on his Great Shoe-venture of 2018, and they also discuss why some Amazon Echo devices are laughing randomly and freaking people out.

Episode #2590: Podcast Me Like One Of Your French Girls

March 6, 2018 · Duration: 1:12:34 · Play

Hanna Brooks Olsen stops by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to out-Andrew Andrew on the topics of dive bars, house cleaning, and PG-13 movies. 

Episode #29: If/Then

· Duration: 36:34 · Play

Charlotte’s career is built on organized chaos. As an Operating Room nurse, she has a protocol for every tragedy, a THEN for every IF. Until one night, when she takes a new route home, and everything changes.

Episode #2589: How I Met Your Sheriff

March 5, 2018 · Duration: 1:04:04 · Play

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat for a post-Oscars Oscars Preview. Plus, a man is getting close to eating 30,000 Big Macs, but the real drama is playing out in the news coverage of his feat.

Highlights From A Hilarious Night of Depression

· Duration: 40:50 · Play

The show busts out of studios and quiet intimate spaces for an on-stage performance at the Dakota Jazz Club in Minneapolis. Comedian Mike Brown joins us for plenty of comedy and conversation. We even bust out a few games where you can play along and see if you can tell a Pokemon from an antidepressant […]

Episode #2588: He’s The One You Call Dr. Nuance

March 2, 2018 · Duration: 1:24:11 · Play

Luke and Andrew debate the tradition of calling “dibs” on parking spots in snowy cities, whether it’s better to wait in an airport or fly on a stinky plane, and the time Luke got honked at for 3 or 4 minutes straight. Oh, and it’s Friday, so you know there’s some Music For Your Weekend!

Episode #2587: Real Real, Real Fast

March 1, 2018 · Duration: 1:06:07 · Play

Luke and Andrew reveal the big winners of the 2018 TBTL Challenge! (And they talk about soup a lot.) 

Episode #2586: Clone Dog Millionaire

February 28, 2018 · Duration: 1:01:59 · Play

Luke joins Andrew at the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to discuss dog cloning, 3D movies, and a high-concept idea involving a digital-age Colonel Kurtz. 

Episode #2585: The Unfunny Valley

February 27, 2018 · Duration: 1:46:10 · Play

Luke and Andrew discuss the latest trend in sneezing and why people in Taiwan are stocking up on toilet paper. Luke also breaks out his guitar to cover some Tim Heidecker tunes. 

Episode #28: Revenge of the Porn

· Duration: 44:14 · Play

The INTERNET never forgets (dang it). 

Episode #2584: The Butt Of The Spear

February 26, 2018 · Duration: 1:12:04 · Play

Luke and Andrew learn some important Cyber Security Tips and also try to figure out why the children of the world can’t even hold pencils anymore (spoiler alert: It’s all that dang touch-screening.)