Too Beautiful to Live is a daily podcast from Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh. It's about life, current events, pop culture, puttering, laser baldness helmets, and tonight pants.

EPISODES


Episode #2734: That’s A Donor, Bro!

September 24, 2018 · Duration: 3:03:22 · Play

Luke and Andrew discuss the Washington Post’s feature on Chevy Chase, which does not exactly paint the comedian in glory. Plus, a seafood proprietor in Maine has started getting her lobsters stoned before boiling them, and scientists are experimenting with giving octopodes ecstasy. Plus, it’s a Monday, so we discuss the Seahawks and Browns in the latest installment of No Point Conversion!


Episode #2733: Less Shame

September 21, 2018 · Duration: 1:32:42 · Play

Andrew regrets his opening joke and Luke decides to play voicemail message his agent left him that literally starts with the words “this is off the record”… so you can imagine how that ends. Also, way more about the performer “Afroman” than you were expecting, and Andrew gets a do-over on his joke at the end of the show – with mixed results.


Episode #2732: Recovering the Sadellites

September 20, 2018 · Duration: 1:19:15 · Play

Luke helps Andrew prepare for the Browns football party he’s throwing tonight. They argue about bean dip. Plus, Maroon 5 is tapped to perform at the Super Bowl, and people are NOT happy about it. 


Episode #2730: Let Go And Let Loosey

September 18, 2018 · Duration: 2:20:14 · Play

A report claims that people are getting divorced because of the video game Fortnite. Andrew decides to put his own relationship to a test by downloading the game. Plus, Luke finds out what people think of his job as a podcaster after seeing him in action. And it’s a special Tuesday edition of No Point Conversion!


Episode #2729: Large Adult Dinguses

September 17, 2018 · Duration: 1:35:53 · Play

Luke tried a new approach to public speaking this weekend, and it may change everything he does from this point forward. Meanwhile, the mysterious sound of children singing late into the night has an English village very creeped-out.


Episode #2726: The Mystery Of The Millionaire Pastoralist

September 12, 2018 · Duration: 1:06:17 · Play

Luke vigorously defends celery against the legions of celery haters out there. He also has an update on the giant lobster that was facing destruction in Australia. And a listener shares a scary story about an airplane trip over the Great Lakes. 


Episode #2725: The Opposite Of E

September 11, 2018 · Duration: 1:18:47 · Play

Luke and Andrew discover an amazing new product called “water bottles.” They spread the word on that, and they discuss the world’s most unexpected flag football success  story. 


Episode #2724: Cautiously Pessimistic

September 10, 2018 · Duration: 2:16:15 · Play

Luke and Carey found themselves in another scary boating adventure this weekend – and this one even made the news. Carey joins the show to talk about that. Plus, Luke and Andrew discuss people who got Domino’s tattoos in exchange for free pizza. And No Point Conversion returns with a recap of the Seahawks’ and Browns’ opening games. 


Episode #2723: Dial “M” For Arborist

September 7, 2018 · Duration: 1:12:12 · Play

Luke is in a great mood, and it’s 100% tree-related. He and Andrew also discuss Paul McCartney, The Noid, and why a Cleveland radio personality had to eat something very, very gross. Plus, it’s Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!


Episode #2722: Give Me The Cleve Deets

September 6, 2018 · Duration: 1:51:35 · Play

The Australian minister who got Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in trouble is now in his own hot water. Luke and Andrew discuss this, and they worry about things they’ve said to strangers. 


Episode #2721: A Moment Of Personal Excitement

September 5, 2018 · Duration: 1:25:59 · Play

Andrew is trying to figure out if he has air conditioning in his apartment, which doesn’t seem like that hard of a puzzle to solve. He and Luke also discuss a new Twitter bug and their favorite (non-Browns-related) airplane music. 


Episode #2720: Luke Van Winkle

September 4, 2018 · Duration: 1:20:49 · Play

Luke and Andrew discuss when it’s okay to use your earbuds to avoid talking to people. And it turns out the grossest place in an airport is not the bathroom, according to science. 


Episode #2719: Draft Dodging On Labor Day

September 3, 2018 · Duration: 59:46 · Play

Luke and Andrew come up with some very bad ideas for today’s special Labor Day show, but thankfully, they abandon them. Instead, they decide to answer a listener’s Back-To-School question.


Episode #2718: Slibel And Lander, Attorneys At Law

August 31, 2018 · Duration: 1:08:33 · Play

The questionable fate of a giant lobster statue lead Luke an Andrew on and exploration of Australia’s Big Things. Plus, Kiki Lolo swings by to reveal the two finalists of the Song of the Summer contest!


Episode #2717: Ol’ Frosty Walt

August 30, 2018 · Duration: 1:16:38 · Play

Andrew gets a peep of some of the signs that Luke’s dad has painted over the years, and he is impressed! Plus, the Chinese government may be the perpetrators of the biggest art heist you can imagine. And, tickets for the TBTL Mariners night go on sale!


Episode #2716: Monster Truck Dysmorphia

August 29, 2018 · Duration: 1:10:10 · Play

Andrew finally gets to watch the video of Luke driving Grave Digger, and he has some opinions! Also, Andrew takes a deep dive into the archives of his favorite podcast and is a little surprised by what he finds.


Episode #2714: Grave Digger Blues

August 27, 2018 · Duration: 1:33:09 · Play

Luke examines his emotions after a somewhat unsettling performance at his monster truck event. Oh, and he blocks Andrew on Twitter.


Episode #2713: Hold Out Your Hand: The Kiki Lolo Story

August 24, 2018 · Duration: 1:11:40 · Play

Andrew ends up making a big (online) life decision during the show, while Luke preps for his big weekend of monster truck driving. Then Kiki Lolo swings by to share the latest results in the TBTL Song of the Summer contest!


Episode #2711: Calm Down, Lil Bow Wow

August 22, 2018 · Duration: 1:42:47 · Play

Northwest Nerd’s Nick Jarin swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat for the most relaxed, kicked-back, easy-breezy, nonchalant, carefree, chill-bro episode in TBTL history. 


Episode #2710: TBTL Is For Banana Lovers

August 21, 2018 · Duration: 1:13:34 · Play

Luke joins the show from a sweltering Austin, Texas, where he just hosted an illicit – and loud – radio show in a hotel room. He and Andrew also discuss why people in Seattle should stop vacuuming their carpets for a week, why Andrew doesn’t know how to greet people, and why Luke is scared of Texas fish.