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Too Beautiful to Live is a daily podcast from Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh. It's about life, current events, pop culture, puttering, laser baldness helmets, and tonight pants.


Episode #2817: It’s Jelly O’Clock Somewhere!

January 17, 2019 · Duration: 1:27:01 · Play

Luke checks-in from Atlanta, where he is now officially a Waffle House team member! He tells Andrew about his experience working as a short-order cook, and they finally discuss the lawsuit against Netflix over “Bandersnatch.”

Episode #2816: More Like “Borndersnortch”

January 16, 2019 · Duration: 1:11:15 · Play

Luke swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to help Andrew with some Twitter-related issues. Plus, Andrew shares a (pre-approved) dream that may end up changing his career trajectory. They never get to Top Stories, but they do share some great TV Guide #content.

Episode #2815: Organizing Principals

January 15, 2019 · Duration: 1:16:44 · Play

Luke’s feelings on Marie Kondo’s approach to organizing is evolving…leading him to de-clutter a crawl space in the middle of the night. Meanwhile, Andrew has plenty of regrets over stuff that he’s eliminated from his life. And they both weigh-in on the president’s fast-food feast prepared for visiting athletes. (Why so much Filet-O-Fish?)

Episode #2814: A Huge Prog Rock Hole

January 14, 2019 · Duration: 1:33:19 · Play

Luke and Andrew discuss the end of a local radio show that is very close to their hearts. Luke also weighs in on the new Marie Kondo Netflix show, and Andrew listens to Squeeze for the very first time (and he likes it!)

Episode #2813: Schlubby Beardos

January 11, 2019 · Duration: 1:25:28 · Play

Luke played his first game as a member of the vaunted Bellingham Sledghogs basketball team. He and Andrew also say goodbye to a very special snail named George, and they discuss a very interesting plan to get people to stop stealing “420” signs off the highway. Plus, it’s a Friday, so they have some Music For Your Weekend.

Episode #2811: Bird Box Brain

January 9, 2019 · Duration: 1:29:55 · Play

Luke and Andrew dig into Luke’s newest TV obsession, Patriot on Amazon Prime, and they talk Bird Box, A Quiet Place, and why Andrew freaked out when he got out of bed today.

Episode #2809: Sledgehog Millionaire

January 7, 2019 · Duration: 1:14:14 · Play

Luke finds a way to literally ring in the New Year with a new desktop toy. Plus, he managed to avoid several potential altercations over the holiday. And he’s joined a new basketball team with a problematic name.

Episode #2808: More Kicks Than A Chorus Line

January 4, 2019 · Duration: 41:41 · Play

Camaro Kev and Carey help Luke and Andrew wrap-up two weeks TBTL Plays Favorites. Today’s topic inspires conversations about a deconstructed and reconstructed Big Mac and big times at Saucy’s Pizza.

Episode #2807: The Dazzling Deets Of Diamond Dave

January 3, 2019 · Duration: 32:12 · Play

TBTL Plays Favorites continues with Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev talking about a few of their favorite things. Today’s secret topic involves a seemingly magical curling club and someone named “Juck Klosternik”.

Episode #2806: Ballad Of The Foul Pole

January 2, 2019 · Duration: 34:54 · Play

Luke and Andrew are joined by Camaro Kev (and a surprise guest) as they continue to discuss a few of their favorite things. Today’s secret topic involves a dangerous beverage and a boxer with a very dubious fighting style.

Episode #2805: Mr. Interpolaaaaation

January 1, 2019 · Duration: 38:35 · Play

Luke, Andrew and their pal Camaro Kev ring in the new year with another installment of TBTL Plays Favorites! Today’s secret topic touches on false art accusations, a new podcast idea, and the famous Daniel Webster Highway.

Episode #2804: Face De Palma

December 31, 2018 · Duration: 31:40 · Play

Week two of TBTL Plays Favorites kicks off when Camaro Kev swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat to discuss a few of his favorite things. Today’s secret topic involves spilled wax, false memories, and bribery gone wrong.

Episode #2803: The Biggest Bird Gets The Sugar

December 28, 2018 · Duration: 35:37 · Play

Week one of TBTL Plays Favorites wraps up today with a very difficult question for Genevieve and Andrew that could threaten their relationship. But they’ll probably be fine. And Luke explains why he doesn’t have a problem playing favorites with members of his own family. 

Episode #2802: People For The Ethical Treatment Of Fashion

December 27, 2018 · Duration: 37:08 · Play

Luke, Andrew and Genevieve continue to discuss a few of their favorite things during their special week of holiday programming. Today’s secret topic involves a lizard boy, a lizard man, and set of Belle and Sebastian EPs that launched a love story for the ages. 

Episode #2801: The Road To Smell Is Paved With Good Intentions

December 26, 2018 · Duration: 38:00 · Play

It’s day three of TBTL Plays Favorites! Luke, Andrew and Genevieve continue to count down their favorite things. They also learn the difference between a recorder and a flutophone, and they hear how a kid got stuck in an airplane’s overhead bin.

Episode #2800: The Gift Of The Tragi

December 25, 2018 · Duration: 33:14 · Play

It’s a special Christmas Day edition of TBTL! Genevieve joins Andrew and Luke for the second installment of TBTL Plays Favorites, in which they discuss a few of their favorite things. Today’s secret topic involves a guitar that saved a friendship and a bathrobe that turned into a DVD player. 

Episode #2799: TBTL Plays Favorites!

December 24, 2018 · Duration: 38:58 · Play

Genevieve joins Luke and Andrew to kick-off their special week of holiday shows focusing on a few of their favorite things. Today’s secret topic involves old pianos and Andrew stomping around like Paul Rudd in Wet Hot American Summer. 

Episode #2798: A Wizard Is Only As Good As His Word

December 21, 2018 · Duration: 1:12:25 · Play

Luke and Andrew are gearing up for Christmas. Luke is planning some very last minute shopping, and he explains why he almost missed his live show in Portland last night. Plus, it’s a final Christmas-themed Music For Your Weekend!

Episode #2797: Vape In The Front, Hookah In The Back

December 20, 2018 · Duration: 1:06:07 · Play

Comedian and TBTL friendo Andy Haynes swings by the studios of Walsh, Walsh & Doormat since he’s performing just a few blocks away this weekend. He discusses his work on the critically acclaimed TV show “World’s Flattest Butts” and his journey to reclaim the crown as America’s #1 Comedian.

Episode #2796: Teach Me How To TurtleSquirrel

December 19, 2018 · Duration: 1:25:33 · Play

Luke watched a film that he’s afraid may have changed his life, and Andrew got screamed at in a “taco joint.” Plus, actor Alfonso Ribeiro is suing Fortnite for using the dance he came up with as Carlton on the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air.

Episode #2795: Where The Red Fern Groans

December 18, 2018 · Duration: 1:07:49 · Play

Kiki Lolo joins the show to offer some advice to gift-givers this holiday season. Plus, Luke set up a camera in his kitchen to catch a sneaky, four-legged prowler. He and Andrew keep an eye on the video feed from Seattle.

Episode #2794: A Peaceful Transition Of Hair

December 17, 2018 · Duration: 2:30:21 · Play

Luke shares a fascinating story that explains some of the science behind dreams. Andrew is INTO IT. Luke also has some advice for balding talk show guests. And they look back on a mixed weekend of sports with the latest installment of No Point Conversion.