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Too Beautiful to Live is a daily podcast from Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh. It's about life, current events, pop culture, puttering, laser baldness helmets, and tonight pants.


Episode #2928: Scent Of A Mobster

June 21, 2019 · Duration: 1:21:25 · Play

Luke and Andrew sharpen their cinema skills with a movie-plot game for the ages. Plus, Luke offers a sincere apology to a friend of the show, and Ringo Starr forces his stupid sculpture on Beverley Hills.

Episode #2927: I’m A Podcaster, And I Care Who Knows It

June 20, 2019 · Duration: 1:09:06 · Play

A suspected drug dealer publishes an online video to say he didn’t create a meth-fueled attack squirrel, and a city officials in Florida pay a $600 thousand ransom to hackers who took over the town’s computer system. Plus, Andrew learns how to turn a frown upside down, with a little help from the Mariners. 

Episode #2926: Clearing The Funk Threshold

June 19, 2019 · Duration: 1:06:56 · Play

Luke swings by the offices of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss the food he can no longer eat, thanks to his corporate video shoot yesterday. He and Andrew also try a new garlic-peeling technique that swept the internet (then faced backlash.)

Episode #2924: Disappearing Oink

June 17, 2019 · Duration: 1:23:55 · Play

Luke had a major surprise this Father’s Day weekend after tickling a bunch of pigs’ bellies at an animal sanctuary. Plus, Andrew finally gets hip to a fun Seattle tradition, just in time to see it go away forever.

Episode #2922: A More Responsible Font

June 13, 2019 · Duration: 1:08:25 · Play

Luke had a transformative experience interviewing Pete Holmes on stage last night. He and Andrew also discuss the fascinating world of vintage Kool-Aid collecting…and tasting!

Episode #2921: Every Zapp, Roger and Harry

June 12, 2019 · Duration: 1:07:26 · Play

Luke is straight-up zombified after a very day travels involving many cities and a malfunctioning Johnny Cab driver. He and Andrew discuss an uncomfortable interview with Tim Allen, a new study that says people like to talk to strangers, and an explanation of why Australia has so many flies. (Here’s a hint: It has to do with dung.)

Episode #2920: Birdverts And Nerdverts

June 11, 2019 · Duration: 1:11:45 · Play

NW Nerd’s Nick Jarin and Dyer Oxley swing by the studios of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to promote a live event that Andrew swore he wouldn’t promote on TBTL. Plus, Genevieve offers details on her latest projects involving lucid dreaming and creepin’ on birds. 

Episode #2919: Go Mariners And Go Milk A Cow

June 10, 2019 · Duration: 1:19:46 · Play

Luke joins the show from downtown Cleveland, and Andrew’s pretty psyched about that. They also cover the Top Stories of the day, including a Burger King selling regular hamburgers advertised as “meatless”, the FCC cracking down on robo-calls, and the passing of Bushwick Bill, may he rest in peace, whether it’s Halloween or not. 

Episode #2918: Calm Down, Lil Sartre

June 7, 2019 · Duration: 1:30:47 · Play

NASA is going to start letting tourists sleep on the space station for what seems to be a reasonable amount of money, relatively speaking. Luke and Andrew discuss that, as well as a story about a woman who thought she had a brain tumor, but it turned out to be something…grosser. Plus, it’s a Friday, so we have Music For Your Weekend and a bonus debate about Oreo cookies. 

Episode #2916: A Disappointment Of TBTLs

June 5, 2019 · Duration: 1:26:27 · Play

Andrew’s sleep schedule is all off, and it may have to do with the way he’s cleaning his ears. Plus, Luke has a new favorite Australian-American-Italian singer that he wants to tell you about. 

Episode #2915: Heaven’s Oldest Teenager

June 4, 2019 · Duration: 1:47:02 · Play

Luke and Andrew are back from their Great Australian Adventure and ready to tackle today’s Top Stories involving Jeopardy!, Leon Redbone, and the Scripps National Spelling Bee. Oh, and Andrew’s favorite radio show on KIXI Radio.

Episode #2914: Live From The Pink Panther Pub In Larrimah, Australia!

June 3, 2019 · Duration: 1:26:28 · Play

After months and months of dreaming and days and days of driving, Luke and Andrew finally make it through the Outback and find themselves at the Pink Panther Pub and Hotel in Larrimah, Australia. They’re here to find out if the town’s 12 residents are interested in watching two guys do a podcast.

Episode #2913: Miles And Miles Of Kilometers

May 30, 2019 · Duration: 1:24:50 · Play

Luke and Andrew are dazed, dazzled, and durpy as they roll into Tennant Creek, Australia, where they meet the Outback’s #1 Madonna fan and Andrew is gifted some free meats. They also discover a piece of turtle-related clipart that may have changed them forever. 

Episode #2912: Diabolically Pestiferous

May 29, 2019 · Duration: 1:10:38 · Play

Luke and Andrew make it to Alice Springs and hit an emotional and mental wall. They bust through it though, and come out the other side as better friends. Also, they get free jars of water from a funky coffee shop, which is fun.

Episode #2911: Arvos, Eskies and Sudowners

May 28, 2019 · Duration: 1:16:17 · Play

Luke and Andrew check-in from Coober Pedy, Australia, “The Opal Capital of the World,” where they record the show next to a dang spaceship! They discuss the all the news that’s fit to print in the Coober Pedy Regional Times, and why Luke should stop trying to prank other hotel guests.

Episode #2910: Oh No

May 27, 2019 · Duration: 1:18:43 · Play

Luke and Andrew make it to Port Augusta, SA, and find a local newspaper column about cemeteries oddly fascinating. Plus, Luke learns that gas station Veggie Pastys are not great, but spaghetti-flavored potato chips are delicious.

Episode #2909: TBTL-a-Thon 10: Nerdy, Dirty & Flirty

May 26, 2019 · Duration: 1:24:31 · Play

Luke and Andrew kick off their Australian Adventure in the shadow of Larry the Lobster, and they end up discussing selfie-sticks, Luke’s new favorite Australian TV Host, non-alcoholic pub ordering strategies, and early morning pizza cravings.

Episode #2907: Sing Dem Welsh Boy Blues

May 23, 2019 · Duration: 1:20:16 · Play

Luke and Andrew are slightly freaking out on the eve of their great Australian adventure. Plus, Luke has a mouse in his house, and it just might be one of the Wet Bandits. And speaking of bandits, there’s a super villain on the loose in New York’s subway system. 

A Song Of Ice And Spoilers: More Like Bran The Boring

May 20, 2019 · Duration: 1:23:10 · Play

Luke and Andrew bid farewell to Game of Thrones as they break down the good, the bad, and the Bran-ness of yesterday’s final episode. They also look back at the entire series and the wild journey it’s taken them on for almost a decade.