Too Beautiful to Live is a daily podcast from Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh. It's about life, current events, pop culture, puttering, laser baldness helmets, and tonight pants.


Episode #2657: Here Come The Consequences!

June 7, 2018 · Duration: 1:14:42 · Play

Luke’s travels to Chicago take him on a surprise detour through Andrew’s booze-soaked Eagle’s aerie. Plus, the NBA executive who loves high collars ends up losing his job over fake twitter accounts.

Episode #2656: Poopular Science

June 6, 2018 · Duration: 1:09:55 · Play

The rash of serial public defecation continues across America, but one of the culprits has been caught. TBTL brings you the latest. Plus, Luke ordered a steak at Applebee’s. It was pretty good.

Episode #2654: Upsetting and Uncanny

June 4, 2018 · Duration: 1:32:37 · Play

Chris Hayes from MSNBC stops by to get some podcasting advice from Recognized Masters Luke & Andrew. Plus, Luke uncovers the secret to getting 150k views on your Youtube video (it involves the music of Rascal Flatts.)

Episode #2653: Mr. Unliiiiistenable

June 1, 2018 · Duration: 1:11:53 · Play

Luke and Andrew announce their ridiculously ambitious, completely ill-advised, and undeniably foolish plans for this year’s TBTL-a-Thon journey to Mississippi. 

Episode #2651: Grayson Under Fire

May 30, 2018 · Duration: 1:39:56 · Play

David From The Basement joins the show to give us the inside scoop on what happened behind the scenes yesterday when Starbucks shut down thousands of its stores. Plus, Luke and Andrew review the radio experiment they tried yesterday. They also talk about a million other topics that we simply cannot list here, but some of them were probably entertaining. 

Episode #2650: Pea Green Swimming Swamp

May 29, 2018 · Duration: 53:52 · Play

Luke and Andrew try to act like radio professionals for once in their dang lives. They take calls from listeners both seeking and offering advice on everything from cutting onions to travelling wrinkle-free. (Actually, that’s it, really. Just those two topics.) Plus, Luke’s swimming pool is the wrong color, but he’s not letting that get him down.

Episode #2648: Stop Zouting At Me!

May 25, 2018 · Duration: 1:03:11 · Play

Luke joins the show from The Valley of the Sun, where he just found out (through an unusual source) that he needs therapy. Andrew tries to provide it. Plus, the post office is about to start selling some very special stamps, and it’s Friday, so we’re dishing up a healthy helping of Music For Your Weekend!

Episode #2647: Mr. Impossible

May 24, 2018 · Duration: 58:02 · Play

Luke finds out that Andrew doesn’t really like him, so that’s weird. Plus, a bronze plaque meant to honor Brandi Chastain raises the question: Should we give up on bronze plaques, as a society? 

Episode #2646: Meme Court

May 23, 2018 · Duration: 1:09:36 · Play

Luke is in a Twitter fight involving a dog, a cat, a British woman, and a sailor lost at sea. Meanwhile, Andrew apparently said something funny once, and he’s trying to remember what it was. And they discuss a pig who tried to follow a man home.

Episode #2645: First Of His What’s His Name

May 22, 2018 · Duration: 1:34:31 · Play

Luke and Andrew share some late-breaking news out of Boston about a radio contest they entered. Plus, Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson has a new alter-ego, and it’s….not great. And Andrew breaks the land speed record for fumbled musical references. (But that’s okay, he’ll edit it all out.) 

Episode #2644: Tell ‘Em The SEAN Sent Ya!

May 21, 2018 · Duration: 1:18:37 · Play

Japan’s #1 mixer, Sean Detore, joins the show to tell us about his new business venture. But we also put him on the spot and test his skills to make sure he’s worth hiring. Plus, Rick and Morty gets renewed for a billion episodes, and Andrew still doesn’t want to be a big radio star in Boston. 

Episode #2643: Two Bros, Looking It Up!

May 18, 2018 · Duration: 1:32:57 · Play

Luke reports back after his first game on a new softball team. Things got a little….messy on the field. Also, stick around for an impromptu cultural examination of Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, a story about the first Tinder match in the Antarctic, and – since it’s Friday – some Music For Your Weekend!

Episode #2642: Absurd Comedy Meat

May 17, 2018 · Duration: 1:22:44 · Play

Luke and Andrew find out the results of the radio contest they entered last month. Plus, Luke had a very shameful thing happen to his computer, Chris Hayes launches a podcast, and the Cleveland Browns are about to step into the spotlight in a big – hopefully not embarrassing – way.

Episode #2641: Yanny And Hardy

May 16, 2018 · Duration: 1:22:57 · Play

Luke is back from Hawaii, where he had to deploy some Mission Impossible-level moves to avoid awkward dinner conversation. He and Andrew also discuss the “Laurel vs Yanny” phenomenon that has taken over the internet.

Episode #2639: Some Pretzels Parts, Some Brown Things Parts

May 14, 2018 · Duration: 1:36:57 · Play

Hanna Brooks Olsen and Nick Jarin (nicknames pending) join the show to talk about all kinds of stuff, including the cancellation and immediate salvation of Brooklyn 99, why people are Thirsty for Thanos, and whether we should all pool our money and buy a hot dog stand in Bellingham. Plus, a new segment called Bearly The News, and a spontaneous No Point Conversion. 

Episode #2638: Miracle On Dirty 4th Street

May 11, 2018 · Duration: 1:21:57 · Play

Andrew and Luke play a game of Hawaiian-themed Super Password to prepare Luke for his trip to the islands. They also celebrate Teacher Appreciation Week by remembering an instructor who didn’t want Luke in his classroom. Plus, it’s Friday, so we have Music For Your Weekend!

Episode #2637: You Crazy For This One, Sue

May 10, 2018 · Duration: 1:27:31 · Play

Luke quizzes Andrew on the most-played TBTL audio drops. Plus, Luke plays a very special voicemail he received on his birthday, and Andrew finds a great pho restaurant in Seattle for Dallas Cowboy fans. 

Episode #2636: Yaris The First

May 9, 2018 · Duration: 1:13:29 · Play

David From The Basement is back from New Zealand, and he joins the show to talk about Lord of the Rings, why licensed tattoo artists are overrated, and why one Yaris is never enough. 

Episode #2635: Biased Milk Hotel

May 8, 2018 · Duration: 1:17:33 · Play

Luke is about to head to Hawaii for a vacation….but he may have a little trouble actually getting on the plane. He and Andrew also talk about what they’d do if a bunch of money fell off a truck in front of them. 

Episode #2634: Blockin’ Out The Haders

May 7, 2018 · Duration: 1:17:45 · Play

Andrew tries to claim membership to a very exclusive club, and Luke is NOT HAVING IT. They also offer up some Monday afternoon Hot Dog Stories, Luke has some TV recommendations, and a listener experiences a TBTL moment at his son’s recital.