Too Beautiful to Live is a daily podcast from Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh. It's about life, current events, pop culture, puttering, laser baldness helmets, and tonight pants.


Episode #2708: Grimli The Hook Monster…In Space!

August 17, 2018 · Duration: 1:10:46 · Play

Luke’s actual brother, David From The Basement, swings by to reveal the Round 1 winners of the 2018 Song of the Summer contest! Meanwhile, Luke is spending the day (and the podcast recording) in bed.

Episode #2705: Alligator Dundee

August 14, 2018 · Duration: 1:32:30 · Play

Luke and Andrew discuss the bizarre story of a man who went missing in a tiny Australian town where almost everyone is a suspect. Plus, TBTL presents it’s long awaited review of the series finale of the hit ABC show, Dinosaurs.

Episode #2704: The Lengthies!

August 13, 2018 · Duration: 1:56:49 · Play

Luke and Andrew cover a lot ground today, including the story of the man who stole an airplane from Sea-Tac Airport this weekend, an in-depth review of AMC’s Lodge 49, and some very timely Linda Trippe jokes. 

Episode #2702: Fancy Dancy In The Tea Garden

August 9, 2018 · Duration: 1:15:38 · Play

Luke and Andrew talk TBTL t-shirts, cleaning-related anxiety, robot speakers, and the world’s best roulette player.  Plus, after three weeks off, it’s a BLURSDAY BLOWOUT!

Episode #2701: R U Naveling Navels Navel Me?

August 8, 2018 · Duration: 1:11:41 · Play

Luke and Andrew kick off the show with some classic garbage anxiety and neighbor etiquette #content. Plus, according to the New York Times, Ludacris might be standing behind you at the Whole Foods checkout line right this very moment.

Episode #2698: I Heard The Jury’s Still Out On Scions

August 3, 2018 · Duration: 41:17 · Play

Luke, Andrew and Genevieve are back on the roof for the final installment of TBTL’s 2018 Car-tacular. Luke talks about the time he helped a friend sell a questionable vehicle that had a fun surprise inside. And Genevieve and Andrew try to find some common ground when it comes to their old Scion.

Episode #2697: Planes, Trains and No Automobiles

August 2, 2018 · Duration: 37:19 · Play

It’s the penultimate episode of the 2018 TBTL Summer Car-tacular with Luke, Andrew and Genevieve! Andrew talks about the time he flew in a tiny plane (and whether the pilot lied to him.) Plus, what happens when Andrew goes to bed and Luke, Genevieve and Camero Kev get up to no-good.

Episode #2696: A Hollerin’ To The Face

August 1, 2018 · Duration: 34:00 · Play

Genevieve joins the show to debate an ongoing disagreement between her, Andrew and their barbecue grill. She also tells Luke her somewhat embarrassing bird story.

Episode #2695: A Droll Time Should Be Had By All

July 31, 2018 · Duration: 32:35 · Play

Luke, Andrew and Genevieve gather on the roof of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to discuss the strange things afoot at the Whole Foods down the street. Plus, how much is too much when it comes to chatting with grocery store cashiers? Genevieve has some strong opinions.

Episode #2694: Any Jeff’ll Do!

July 30, 2018 · Duration: 32:53 · Play

Genevieve joins Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev on the roof to talk about her first car and how she wrecked it while still buzzing from a hot game of Win, Lose or Draw. Plus, should you really have to know how to parallel park in order to get a driver’s license? Luke has some thoughts.

Episode #2693: Grow Olds With Me

July 27, 2018 · Duration: 32:21 · Play

The 2018 TBTL Summer Spectacu-Car continues (Official name still pending.) Andrew, Luke and Camaro Kev talk about Andrew’s second car, a 1983 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme. Plus, why Luke needs to be more careful at gas stations.

Episode #2692: Zumbady Loves You

July 26, 2018 · Duration: 29:45 · Play

It’s Day 4 of the TBTL Summer Car-Tacular! (Looks like we might be sticking with that name for a while?) Luke tells Andrew and Camaro Kev about his questionable 1981 Cressida station wagon and the sketchy circumstances that brought it into his life. 

Episode #2691: Muscle Car Memory

July 25, 2018 · Duration: 38:48 · Play

TBTL’s 2018 Summer Car-tacular rolls on! (Official name still pending.) Camero Kev joins the show to talk about the car that he is named after: A 1985 Z28 that you sometimes had to start with a stick.

Episode #2690: Clever With A Caravan

July 24, 2018 · Duration: 32:25 · Play

It’s Day 2 of the TBTL Summer Show Special: Cars 3: Life Is A Highway Edition! (Official name still pending.) Luke, Andrew and Camaro Kev talk about Andrew’s first car, a 1986 Dodge Caravan with wooden sides and a removable “couch.”

Episode #2689: Shoulda Crimped It, Bro

July 23, 2018 · Duration: 31:12 · Play

Luke, Andrew and Camero Kev gather on the rooftop of Walsh, Walsh and Doormat to kick-off TBTL’s Summer Car Spectacular (official name still pending.) They discuss Luke’s first car, a 1980 Honda Civic. They also discuss DIY car stereo repair, R.E.M., and Discman buffering.

Episode #2688: Put That Tongue Back On The Shelf

July 20, 2018 · Duration: 1:26:18 · Play

Andrew rejoins the show after his oral surgery, and he’s pretty sure he has a speech impediment. Plus, a small typo has a large effect on Jeopardy! And it’s Friday, so we have some Music For Your Weekend!

Episode #2685: Emo Tuesday

July 17, 2018 · Duration: 55:28 · Play

Luke hosts the show solo, and discusses the ‘S-Town’ lawsuit, Sacha Baron Cohen’s new show, and the oldest toast ever discovered. Mostly though, he talks about visiting Menchie’s frozen yogurt. Like, he. will. not. let. it. go.