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Too Beautiful to Live is a daily podcast from Luke Burbank and Andrew Walsh. It's about life, current events, pop culture, puttering, laser baldness helmets, and tonight pants.

EPISODES


Episode #2864: The Fanny Pack Of Tourism

March 25, 2019 · Duration: 1:25:09 · Play

Luke and Addie embark on a Segway adventure to remember! And Andrew has discovered his new favorite movie theater. It happens to be the same one where Luke spent his youth. 


Episode #2863: Spring Equi-Nots

March 22, 2019 · Duration: 1:06:19 · Play

Luke accidentally bought the most expensive glass of milk in New York City. He and Andrew also discuss a new Volvo that will take control of itself if the driver looks distracted.


Episode #2861: Cleats And A Clipboard

March 20, 2019 · Duration: 1:17:13 · Play

Luke and Andrew wake up in the middle of the damn night to watch the Mariners open their baseball season in Japan. Plus, the StuBot checks in from Arizona, where he’s following all the latest lotion-related airport news. 


Episode #2858: God Loves A Condor

March 15, 2019 · Duration: 1:38:05 · Play

Luke’s latest off-book athletic adventure leads to a run-in with a well-armed soldier. Meanwhile, Andrew’s not sure he could ever truly love a turtle. 


Episode #2857: Blursting At The Seams!

March 14, 2019 · Duration: 1:22:10 · Play

Luke is in San Diego, so Andrew assumes that he’s hanging out with the San Diego Chicken. Which might actually be a turkey? Also, Twitter considers making a fundamental change that Luke would absolutely hate, even though it would be the best thing to ever happen for him. 


Episode #2856: The Fighting TBDs!

March 13, 2019 · Duration: 1:54:14 · Play

Andrew tries to help Luke with some troublesome pimples with the help of a YouTube makeup tutorial. Meanwhile, the college admissions scandal that is rocking the nation leads Luke and Andrew to reflect on the value of their own college experiences…and they hatch a plan to get into Yale. 


Episode #2855: Repo The Rocking Horse

March 12, 2019 · Duration: 2:10:52 · Play

Today on TBTL, we learn that there are many more flavors of Bartles and Jaymes than you ever possibly imagined and that piano players shouldn’t try dog sledding. 


Episode #2854: You Don’t Have To Be Right To Be Proud

March 11, 2019 · Duration: 1:42:11 · Play

The Mystery of Luke’s Missing Basketball comes to a conclusion, but not after some more twists and turns. Plus, Luke talks about his illicit hiking adventures over the weekend, and he and Andrew discuss the Simpson’s decision to drop it’s iconic Michael Jackson episode. 


Episode #2853: Flavor Blasted Within An Inch Of Our Lives

March 8, 2019 · Duration: 1:32:57 · Play

Things got weird on the final day of Luke’s Vegas pizza expo. Like, “old man trying to steal camera equipment” weird. Plus, Luke felt forced to eat meat, making him question his vegetarianism, and Andrew finally unveils his idea for the pizza of the future. They also discuss the last Blockbuster video store on earth and offer up some Music For Your Weekend!


Episode #2852: Game Apologize To Game

March 7, 2019 · Duration: 1:24:08 · Play

Andrew is giddy after having a wonderfully aimless day in Seattle that involved hot dogs, dice, and a chance encounter. Meanwhile in Las Vegas, Luke is shoving as many pieces of pizza in his mouth while people gather to watch. They also discuss sad news about Alex Trebek’s health and take a moment to appreciate the Jeopardy! host. 


Episode #2851: Quit Rememberin’ That!

March 6, 2019 · Duration: 1:14:50 · Play

Luke is living the future in Las Vegas, where a self-driving car delivered him to a pizza convention.  Meanwhile, Andrew is buying cassette tapes in Lynnwood, Washington.


Episode #2850: I Made A Spoon For You!

March 5, 2019 · Duration: 1:11:44 · Play

Luke joins the show from Las Vegas, where he’s covering a pizza convention that has a lot of TBTL connections. Plus, He and Andrew pay their respects to Luke Perry, the coolest guy in the world.


Episode #2849: The Self-Shaming Never-Nude

March 4, 2019 · Duration: 1:23:11 · Play

TBTL Friendo (and Editor?) Phyllis “P-Fletch” Fletcher joins the show to talk about her new job and to hear how Luke barely survived a mountain hike this weekend, only to end-up in a clothing-optional hot tub. (You got to admit, we packed a lot into that sentence.)


Episode #2848: Andy’s Magical Shoebox Of Dreams

March 1, 2019 · Duration: 1:49:20 · Play

Luke and Andrew are downright outraged — well, certainly miffed, at least — over an airline suing a passenger for skipping a flight. Plus, Luke ended up kicking-off a whole chain of unfortunate events when he took home the wrong basketball yesterday. 


Episode #2847: Myth Trusters

February 28, 2019 · Duration: 3:04:21 · Play

Reader’s Digest brings the goods again! Andrew quizzes Luke on the magazine’s list of “health myths”. Plus, Luke has a very stressful basketball-related dilemma.


Episode #2846: Slower Burn

February 27, 2019 · Duration: 1:56:24 · Play

Luke and Andrew hear from three listeners with three different mysteries they’re trying to solve; One is smell-related, one is garbage-related, and the other is parking-related. Plus, America’s #1 Junior Reporter is breaking more news and making more headlines, and California and Washington might switch to permanent Daylight Saving Time.


Episode #2845: Slingin’ Caps With Luke and Andy!

February 26, 2019 · Duration: 1:41:26 · Play

Luke and Andrew reach out to Weird Al Yankovic’s publicist to try to clear-up a 6-year old misunderstanding. They also play all the drug-related audio drops in their collective library for some reason.